He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
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his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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