If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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