Three words: puerto rican gang bang
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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