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(319): View more from Iowa

Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter

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(925): View more from California

I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back

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(334): View more from Alabama

This hangover is way worse than all my relationships

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree

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(519): View more from Ontario

I have a critically important question to ask.

(519): View more from Ontario

Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser

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(518): View more from New York

She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.

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