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(734): View more from Michigan

I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.

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(816): View more from Missouri

i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino

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(213): View more from California

How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.

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(303): View more from Colorado

At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?

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(410): View more from Maryland

Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar

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(708): View more from Illinois

They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.

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(813): View more from Florida

Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?

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