I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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