Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
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At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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