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  • 68 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:16pm

    That's wonderful... I'm eating movie theatre butter popcorn right now

  • 65 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:05pm

    Look, I know shortcut keys, too.™

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:21am

    12:22/1:53 is right. It definitely wasnt there before

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:27pm

    I still love butter on my popcorn....

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:57am

    No, because you're either a dude, or a fat desperate chick. I'm 90/10 on that.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:43am

    Wow 12:42 you are soo... Freaking ... Stupid.

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:45pm

    More like inHERendOHHH!

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:42pm

    girls who pee on the seat need to be fucked with something sandpaper-y

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:10pm

    and less than half the calories!~

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:27pm

    Hey 10:04, what does 'accoplished' mean?

  • 61 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:07pm

    To guys: STOP PEEING ON THE TOILET SEAT AND STOP LEAVING THE TOILET SEAT UP!

  • 60 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:02pm

    10:02, you immature fuck

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:52pm

    eww what if its a 400 pound gurl? do ya still wanna lick her popcorn?

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:57pm

    All of you are more fucking worthless then tits on a boar hog.

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:16pm

    If you're raping a chick in a dream, and no one's around to hear her scream, do you make it your facebook status?

  • 67 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:34am

    Yes to the text, that is. -D

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 2:54am

    Anyone here wanna eat me out?

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:46pm

    hahahahah no it is not. just stating my dietary preferences after reading the OP

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:35pm

    Fuck you 10:31. Jesus gives a great bj

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:04am

    11:58 has to be a 14 year old. 11:57 has to be a 45 year old. Both are virgins.

  • 60 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:42pm

    The part they left out is most certainly: "and I don't want to deal with that shit when I'm high"

  • 56 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:12pm

    We should fuck eachothers mothers

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:11pm

    ewwwwwww pee on the toilet seat.....

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:53am

    @12:16: 12:22 here. It's there now. Why the fuck wasn't it there before? TFLN fucking sucks.

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 1:43am

    Is American Apparel fucking retarded? Rachel in NYC is still ugly.

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:22am

    12:16, there's nobody at 12:06. What the fuck are you talking about?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:31pm

    Hey 10:27, why don't you fucking figure it out yourself?

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:47pm

    More like DIEterry you tool!

  • 59 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:33pm

    I hate it when i sit down without looking and my bum flesh gets all warm wet and sticky

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:49pm

    uhh the 1st 11:48, DEF not the second

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:48pm

    I GOTS DA PEE ON MEEE

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:47pm

    you're totally right

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:49pm

    If it is an innuendo 11:48(1) are you a boy or girl?

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:04pm

    Do you feel fucking accoplished because you posted 'first' first?

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:48pm

    Done with butter on my popcorn now..thanks OP :\

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 7:27am

    R Kelly pees on movie theatre employees. And ge got a Grammy. Where's my Grammy?

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:48pm

    11:48 thats what i'm sayin!

  • 57 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:12pm

    2nd 10:10 thats so typical of a douchebag to say

  • 52 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:50pm

    Coz if you are a girl i would very much like to lick your popcorn, buttered or otherwise

  • 52 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:05pm

    lmfao. my brothers do that all the time

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:17pm

    Charles Rutherford will use your face as a piss mop!

  • 51 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 10:45am

    I cover public toilet seats with toilet paper, then pee all over it!

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:53am

    12:52 I bet they are, and that's a great idea! I should start mine =]

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:41pm

    I should tell this to my husband and see what he does lol

  • 53 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:50pm

    But if you are a boy you can stuff your popcorn in a sack mr.

  • 52 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:31am

    12:22 way to be a dyslexic fucktard.

  • 50 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:53pm

    I dont know about him, but i would gladly munch on her popped corn as it tumbled out her lardy ass

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:18pm

    It doesn't have to be a dream 11:06

  • 52 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:01am

    11:58 just gave the Grammar Nazi a heart attack

  • 49 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:43am

    12:31, what the fuck are you talking about?

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:49pm

    Is THAT an innuendo 11:48?

  • 37 61
    Submitted by haihaidancer on Sep 6, 10 at 11:27pm

    I will never have theatre butter again

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:44pm

    eww. never getting butter on my popcorn again

  • 50 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:44pm

    "if your pee is that yellow, you should eat some more jello"

  • 41 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:32pm

    10:31 and 10:49 - hyper sensitive much?

  • 48 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:05pm

    what's wrong with movie theater butter?

  • 42 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:35am

    Hey, dyslexic people have feelings

  • 44 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:01am

    11:57 and 11:58 sucks moose cock

  • 40 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:45pm

    Is that an innuendo 11:44 (2)?

  • 50 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:52pm

    At least it doesn't look like fudge

  • 41 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:17pm

    Jesus touched my penis when I was 6 and all they did to him was transfer him to a different church

  • 39 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:41pm

    If your pee looks that yellow, you may have a problem.

  • 45 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 8:16pm

    10:45 lets start a religion involving this!

  • 41 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:52pm

    Squaw is an old native american work that was short for squat-to-pee

  • 33 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 1:17am

    8:16 should die. 

  • 39 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:16am

    Wow 12:06 STFU. You're a fucking retard and nobody cares.

  • 41 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:50pm

    and it sticks to my ass

  • 46 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:04pm

    It doesn't taste as good though.

  • 41 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 12:06am

    I wrote a rant about public restrooms about three months ago on craig's list. This person quoted me directly, get your own material ya ass

  • 36 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:56pm

    More like POOPed corn!

  • 37 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 6:44am

    I'm a 516er, and I feel like I should send this to my roommate, too. ...except it would say, 'leaving shit residue' instead of urine, and I'd have to find another simile :(

  • 46 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:23pm

    Just barfed a little bit.

  • 40 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 11:58pm

    I lik it when my gf pees on me. It is so sexsy when she pees I lik to hav secs with her after she pees. I lik the smel of her vagyna after she pees cuz it is good and I lik it and then I fuk her and somtimes I pee in her mowth and she gargulls it and spits it back into my mowth and then we secs and my gf has a nice ass

  • 38 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 11, 09 at 10:05pm

    you only want him to stop peeing on the toilet seat only because it looks like butter? you are dumb.