the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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