I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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