his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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