the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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