So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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