I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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