but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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