i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
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I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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