Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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