You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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