Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
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And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
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It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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