well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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