Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
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He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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