My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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