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You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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