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  • Submitted by Phys on May 20, 10 at 6:14pm

    Someone just earned themselves a flower once a week

  • Submitted by canonymous on May 20, 10 at 5:21pm

    i wonder what will you do if he gives you a tree!

  • Submitted by tumes on May 20, 10 at 5:31pm

    Uhh, 5:26 oral sex isn't intrinsically degrading. Sometimes when a couple of people like each other a lot that's just how they show it.

  • Submitted by shocktroop55 on May 20, 10 at 7:11pm

    I own a whole flower store.

  • Submitted by meghannnn on May 20, 10 at 6:22pm

    ... or you could just give him head everyday anyways just because it's fun?

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      Submitted by Herschel on May 20, 10 at 8:43pm

      How about once a day because it's fun and once a day for the flower?

  • Submitted by evolwayz on May 20, 10 at 5:49pm

    She's wut we call a "good egg"

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      Submitted by nattybuck on May 20, 10 at 9:59pm

      She's what we call a cheap "maryland tramp" oh yeah hon

  • Submitted by Stotan1228 on May 20, 10 at 6:55pm

    That's what my girlfriend does when I get her a bag of weed.

  • Submitted by lemonjuice on May 20, 10 at 5:17pm

    I'll buy you a dozen.

  • Submitted by jenpearce on May 20, 10 at 5:48pm

    AliceaGray that is spoken like a true gold diggin whore! Hell I give my man head almost every day just for the fun of it!

  • Submitted by bughugs on May 20, 10 at 6:45pm

    ... Because he gave you a flower? I don't understand why so many women are so against giving head. Its fun once you stop being so uptight about it.

  • Submitted by steelgoat72 on May 21, 10 at 2:41am

    man, you gotta have higher standards than that! He should be buying you flowers because that's what people do- show other people they care. That should be the minimum, not the exception.

  • Submitted by trigger10 on May 20, 10 at 6:56pm

    Just a flower and he gets head for a week I want to meet a girl like her

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    Submitted by Corekth on May 20, 10 at 10:08pm

    Lol I love how u all take it for face value, sex is a joke in american culture - that's just how we treat the subject

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    Submitted by Serec on May 20, 10 at 8:19pm

    What..A flower?A? LOL

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    Submitted by Michguy on May 21, 10 at 8:14am

    I wish that worked that way more often.

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    Submitted by TyteMcGee on May 21, 10 at 12:09am

    Lucky guy.

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    Submitted by Duvall on May 20, 10 at 10:24pm

    Sarcasm, my children

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      Submitted by steelgoat72 on May 21, 10 at 2:43am

      wow, I hope it was sarcasm, it would make it a lot less sad... but people gotta learn that there isn't an emoticon for that

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        Submitted by cypherpunks on May 23, 10 at 1:10pm

        One can end one's sentence with a tilde (~) to indicate irony.

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    Submitted by harveyproman on May 20, 10 at 10:50pm

    I wish there were people like you where I live, without the diseases of course

  • Submitted by _bbycakes on May 20, 10 at 6:06pm

    He bought you A flower? Wow.. That's sad.

  • Submitted by purpleispretty on May 20, 10 at 5:22pm

    What happens if he give you a bouquet of flowers??

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on May 20, 10 at 5:21pm

    Many girls, it is as easy as that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 10 at 8:30pm

    You sound like a pitiful slut named Jessica that I know that would do this for her shithead of a boyfriend..

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    Submitted by bskeez on May 21, 10 at 4:31pm

    Someone has low standards

  • Submitted by kurplunk on May 20, 10 at 6:27pm

    For a flower?? Jesus.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 10 at 6:57am

    Jus one??? Sad. And he probably snatched it from Someones yard on the way over as an afterthought

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    Submitted by Teninchhammer on May 21, 10 at 9:27am

    Towsen whore

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    Submitted by jbwarner86 on May 21, 10 at 10:59am

    Here, I brought you 52 flowers...

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    Submitted by mquinny8 on May 21, 10 at 11:31am

    Damn bitch I'm buying you roses

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    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on May 21, 10 at 7:12pm

    I'm gonna buy you a fucking redwood tree.

  • Submitted by SharpieBandit on May 20, 10 at 5:43pm

    A flower? Cheap ass dude.

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    Submitted by jesryan on May 21, 10 at 2:21am

    woah A flower? hah wowww thats a bit sad

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    Submitted by NataSept on Feb 10, 11 at 6:37pm

    wow, it only takes you a flower to put a dude's dick in your mouth for 7 days straight? you're reaaal classy, chicka.

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    Submitted by AssassinR3M1X on May 24, 10 at 5:39pm

    Lucky bastard

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 10 at 3:07pm

    Wow low standards

  • Submitted by lizbabyy_x3 on May 20, 10 at 10:56pm

    yeah pretty much fail. you must not get attention much. way to be ugly .

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    Submitted by ingebeastly on May 21, 10 at 4:15pm

    better get my ass to a home depot lol

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    Submitted by jduncansaints15 on Jul 7, 10 at 3:23am

    Thats kinda sad... :(

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    Submitted by crackajake on May 20, 10 at 9:29pm

    @Leto Ha RANT COMPLETE

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    Submitted by mybizzy on May 24, 10 at 7:45pm

    Wow. That's cheap. A flower?

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    Submitted by skeezer on May 22, 10 at 9:48am

    Ummm, this was written by a guy...

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    Submitted by HoHoHoeYo on Jun 12, 11 at 12:51pm

    Lucky bastard. Time to invest in some flowers.

  • Submitted by sexyupsguy on May 21, 10 at 12:37am

    Funny how a homo appreciates giving head. I used to take my ex wife to price club for a bj here! lol

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    Submitted by masta on May 22, 10 at 5:07am

    So that's the secret..........

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Aug 6, 11 at 11:34pm

    Fuck, if only it was that easy....

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    Submitted by ZacharyyyKyyle on May 21, 10 at 3:15pm

    What's happens if he brings you chocolate?

  • Submitted by blueyaa on May 20, 10 at 7:23pm

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldnt getting head everyday for a week kind of get boring? I mean part of the fun is the surprise, and after day 2 or 3 you would catch on and then it, in my mind, wouldnt seem as fun.\n\nI, however, have never gotten head everyday for a week, so I may very well be wrong.

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      Submitted by bigman on May 20, 10 at 8:40pm

      spoken like a tru virgin\n\nyou are so wrong i dont even know where to begin correcting

  • Submitted by psykotic24 on May 20, 10 at 5:40pm

    First

  • Submitted by enjoy420 on May 20, 10 at 5:47pm

    Works everytime... It is that easy. Girls are all whores that will put out for something as simple as a flower... Put that in ur pipe and smoke it

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    Submitted by  on May 21, 12 at 4:31pm

    I'll plant a rose garden

  • Submitted by iamthatguy on May 20, 10 at 7:26pm

    daddy issues much?

  • Submitted by AliceaGray on May 20, 10 at 5:26pm

    Are u serious!! Girl don't degrade urself!!! Maybe a car, but not a flower!!!

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      Submitted by Leto on May 20, 10 at 6:54pm

      you're making the horribly false statement that oral is degrading (you wouldnt say a man giving a woman oral is, but somehow when a man gets oral its 'degrading'), but you're also saying that you'd do it for a car. you'd insult a romantic gesture then whore yourself out for a car. you hypocritical, ignorant bitch.\n\nrant completed.