worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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