would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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