Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
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Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Shame is for Republicans.
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