why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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