awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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