I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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