i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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