who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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