After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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