I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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