i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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