look no pants
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Randomize