i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
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The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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