no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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