Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
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it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
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I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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