Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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