seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
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I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I believe in your delicious
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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