Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
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We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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