I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
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You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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