Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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