Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Man, jail baloney is awful.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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