You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Threesome in a minivan. New low
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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