It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
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I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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