She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
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So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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