Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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