before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
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