As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
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You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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