What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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